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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:03
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
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Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
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Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No way
share office space ...
So they tried
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Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.